\"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it\'s time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature.\" --Kevin Hench
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\"Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.\" --Winston Churchill
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\"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.\" --Mark Twain