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Top | Misc Jokes | Self Defense

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- defense.

After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, \"What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?\"

The student replied, \"BIG ones.\"



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