Once an India tourist went Abroad. He did not have enough foreign money to have a luxurious lunch. Therefore, he decided, to search for a cheap India restaurant. After, a long time, he found one! When he went inside, he found three sections: European, Chinese and Indian. He went into the Indian section. Again it too was divided into two sections: Non- Vegetarian and Vegetarian. He went into the Vegetarian section. When he went in, he found another section: Cash or Credit. Cheered at the prospect of not having to pay in foreign exchange he opted for the Credit section. When he got in he fouind out: "Exit : Get Out!!"