So, there's this bear, and a rabbit running through the woods
they hit each other and start fighting,
until a tiny blue dragon says "STOP! if you do I shall give you each three wishes
The bear says OK
The rabbit says OK

The bear says "I wish all the bears in the county were girls, except me."

The rabbit wishes for a harley

The bear says "I wish all the bears in the state were girls, except me."

The rabbit wishes for a speedboat

Then the bear says "I wish all the bears in the WORLD were girls, except me!"

The rabbit says "I wish the bear was gay."

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EXE