A man walks into a bar and within a few seconds the waiter goes running over to the man and says "get out" Why says the man? Well the other day you caused a lot of trouble in here and i'm not going to put up with that kind of behavior. I'm sorry says the man but this is the first time I have been in here. Well then you must have a double replied the waiter sarcastically. Thanks a lot replies the man make it a whiskey!