There was this man who had a speech problem. He didn't go out that much because everyone would tease him about his speech impairment. One day he decided to go to a bar. He asked the bartender how much a cup of whiskey cost. The bartender said $1 a glass. He said well I don't have much money. How much is a glass of wine he asked. The bartender replied 75 cents a glass. The man then asked well how much is it for a glass of beer? The bartender said 50 cents. So the man said pour me a glass. The man then started to tell the bartender that he didn't get out that much because people would tease him about his speech. The bartender said well I see a little bit of everything working in here, and I wouldn't tease you anyway because I have a handicap myself. He turned around and said to the man, see I am humpbacked. The man said, OH! That's what that is. I thought it was your ass everything else in here is high.