The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hillary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.

The first lady of UK says, 'It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room'

The lady from Japan says, 'It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back..'

The French lady says, 'It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down...'

Then Hillary says, 'It's like a rumor... it moves from one mouth to another...'